That Moment When...

Okay so I have some terrible habits. I'm willing to admit that. Most of them are under control for the most part, save for singing in public and using the phrase "That Moment When" and following it with either a completely relevant and ridiculous statement or a really obvious statement. For instance, here are a few from the past few days:

• That moment when my mini-fridge with mustaches is sexier then most of the people I've met.
  
  (Pretty sexy, right?)
• That moment when you know you should study but your bed wraps its cuddly sheets around you and says "No!
• Or  the moment when you're 20 years old and act like a 5 year old cause you prefer cuddling stuffed animals and watching cartoons to partying
• That moment when I bought a perfume based off Eve(from the Bible) purely because the first line of the description was "You had one job to do, Eve!" (Original Sin by GeekChic Cosmetics)
• That moment when you're wondering whether or not to point out that the young gentleman who exited the room down the hall from you left his fly open...and unbottoned....barely has his pants on....
• That moment when you feel like a genius for solving today's crossword...on a monday
  
  (Like a boss!)
• That moment when I'm pretty sure you guys get the point of this list

So I guess the point is that....I need to be institutionalized..no but the point is that a little ridiculousness now and the is relished by the wisest men....or women....but I kinda over do it....so tone it down...then its relished.